We need to rekindle our bromance
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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