Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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