5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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