Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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