the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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