I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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