Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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