Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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