im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
