the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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