So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
