no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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