It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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