Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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