Just mADE A PArabola og urine
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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