so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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