After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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