Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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