Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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