You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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