I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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