So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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