can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Quick, to the slutcave!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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