I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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