you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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