the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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