i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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