Your tits are I can't wait for
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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