I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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