I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
