I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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