I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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