spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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