I'm really into asian looking animals
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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