i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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