what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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