i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
