i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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