Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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