Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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