i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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