he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Randomize
