Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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