I want to stick my p in your. b.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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