Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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