Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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