HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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