We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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