Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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