called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
