Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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