nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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