marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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