Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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