I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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