I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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